
Greetings fellow Tsarists. My name is Devin and I, like many of you, am a sports freak. Unlike you, however, I’ve been granted diplomatic immunity (and a 10-year student visa), paving the way for my inaugural post on Russian “web-soil”. What will come to follow over the next few months will be a marginally incoherent yet altogether enjoyable blast of obscure yet pertinent sports jabber. Pleasantries aside…
I count myself as a select member of the American population that gives a damn about ‘futbol’. Yes I said ‘futbol’ and not soccer. You can snicker all you want at me in the supermarket while I wheel my cart down Aisle 6, rocking a vintage Djibril Cisse kit (in the UK, they’re affectionately referred to as kits and not jerseys). You might have been subjected to a slurred yet impassioned defense of Major League Soccer when David Beckham opted to ply the twilight of his career in Los Angeles. It’s also plausible that you, like the majority of this fabled nation, give don’t two shits about anything not involving a wooden bat, LeBron James, or BCS shenanigans. All told, I’m not here to judge.
But for the few out there that care, May 21st can’t come soon enough. That day, my friends, will live in infamy. Allow me a brief side-bar…
I’ve supported one club my entire life. Since I was 13 and stumbled across the beautiful game, I’ve lived by the Chelsea Blues from Fulham London. The Pensioners, as they were once called, were a lovable band of misfits that never quite put it together for an entire season. Each year, the club would come out of the gates roaring, roll off some impressive streak of 9 or 10 wins, and then succumb to a dreaded injury here, or lack of motivation there. For us fans, and there weren’t many then, we became accustomed to the idea of never winning the big one. In our minds, a good year was not getting relegated (more on that in due course).
So just like the ugly chick that buys her own ticket to the prom, we kept our heads down and did our damn thing, until luck would have it we were bought by Roman Abramovich, a Russian oligarch with a penchant for waving at the crowd during home games like a delirious Caesar. Anyhow, he brought his billions with him and overnight, the club became a home to some of the biggest names in the sport. Roman would dole cash out left and right, picking up record transfer fees and securing the services of veritable Hall of Fame talent. It was like winning the lottery. We had the owner, the coach (Jose Mourinho), and the personnel to qualify for the biggest stage of them all, the Champions League.
The Champions League, in essence, is a tournament designed to take the best clubs from each European country and pit them in a elimination-style bracket until two are left standing. For three consecutive years, the boys in blue flamed out in the semi-finals. We were beginning to wonder if there was some sort of hex on us; as if we were destined to be second-best forever. But things have a funny way of working themselves out…
This season hasn’t been pretty. We fired out manager, survived a near-mutiny, replaced key personnel, and somehow, we’re fighting for first place in the league. On top of that, we’ve finally arrived at the mecca. The team itself has banded together behind inspirational skipper (not captain) John Terry, and sensational performances by Michael Essien, Michael Ballack, Frank Lampard, and Joe Cole. We, my friends, have at long last booked a place at the final round and a date with, of all clubs, our bitterest rival, Manchester United. I’ll spare you the venom now, but just know that if you pull for the Blues, you can, under no circumstance, support any and all things Reds.
The date is set for May 21st. The time is to be determined. The location is your local British pub. The offing? An opportunity to witness some of the most inventive, attacking futbol the world can surmise. My reason? Plain and simple joy. Being privy to history as it unfolds. Unrivaled competition, players fighting with everything in their bodies to push their clubs over the top. Two teams enter, one leaves victorious. 9 months of battling culminates in the ultimate orgy of futbol glory.
The love of the game, its everything. Always.