The 2010 World Cup in South Africa is quickly approaching, and you might wanna think about gearing up.

There are plenty of jerseys to be had, and plenty more to be won if you check out this Free Jerseys for Life contest. You even get $10 off a purchase to boot.

Anywho, here are a few of my favorite jerseys that you’ll see this summer:

Argentina

If it’s good enough for Lionel Messi, it’s good enough for you. Sleek baby blue pinstripes – what more could you ask for?

Brazil

Nothing ellicits as many images of soccer dominance as the yellow Brazilian national team jerseys. Pele wore it. Ronaldo wore it. Ronaldinho wore it. This kit is synonymous with Win.

Ivory Coast

There’s something about that bright orange that I love. And to boot, it’s the primary color in this ensemble – not like a third jersey trying to stand out or anything. This squad always looks to surprise, so their play often mirrors the flashiness of their wardrobe. Or maybe I’m just a big Didier Drogba fan…

Croatia

I don’t even know if Croatia qualified this time around, but who cares! They look like picnic baskets! Tee hee!

United States of America

You didn’t seriously I think I forgot about our boys did you? I mean, I DID dedicate a post to this at some juncture already. Our garb is clean and classy. By the time we’re through with the field at this World Cup, there will be plenty more fans around the world donning these shirts and repping the good ol’ US of A.

Feeling patriotic? You damn well better be, cuz our boys on the U.S. Men’s National Team sit atop the qualifying tables and are poised to make a splash in next summer’s 2010 World Cup in South Africa.

We are currently witnessing the emergence of a soccer power. With Landon Donovan, Clint Dempsey, Jozy Altidore, and Charlie Davies leading the charge, the Americans are definitely a fun bunch to watch who can play with the best of them, just as they did against Spain and Brazil in the Confederations Cup.

The excitement is building, and our boys need the support, so what better way to show it than to head over to the soccer shop to outfit yourself with some gear to cheer them on?

Crisp, classy jerseys for a crisp, classy team. Unless Dempsey goes nuts and takes a swing at you, that is. Then at least they’re still good looking jerseys. And if you don’t fancy a jersey, then just consider a USMNT t-shirt. For the record, I’m glad that in the States, we can make such differentiations between soccer jerseys and soccer shirts, not using 3 different words (kit, as well) to describe one article of clothing.

God Bless America indeed.

Gather round, grab a pint, and enjoy some first-class football from over the pond. Here’s a look into the upcoming English Premier League fixtures for September 12-13:

Liverpool v Burnley

I want to write something cynical about Liverpool and their ineffectual displays so far, but it’s already been done from pillar to post. It’s trendy to write down the chances of the Anfield faithful a mere four weeks into the new year, but we’re neither that stupid, nor courageous. We’ll stick with the obvious on this one: Liverpool need a win more than Glen Johnson needs a new stylist, and they’ll find the net against a Burnley side that’s been playing some very good squads over the last few weeks. Keeper Brian Jensen saved somewhere in the vicinity of 30 goals against Chelsea a few weeks back, so he’s not to be taken lightly. I think the Reds have too much pride to wilt so quickly into a season, and it’ll have to rest on the leadership laurels of captain Steven Gerrard.

Prediction: Liverpool 2-0

Manchester City v Arsenal

The Citizens are off to a flyer so far, but much of their early watermark has been painted against a backdrop of inferior opponents. Their first big test of the year comes at a time when they’re feeling the injury bug: Carlos Tevez and Robinho are knocked out for the fixture, leaving Manager Mark Hughes with a few questions as to where to field his attacking options from. Meanwhile, Arsenal are suffering the sting of losing a tough away fixture to Manchester United, dubious penalty calls notwithstanding. I would expect this to be the match that Adebayor finally cools off in, even though he’s shown no signs of slowing down- the pressure of playing against his old paymasters will catch up to him. Couple his misfires with the inability of anyone else to find the back of the net, and we’re looking at the Citizens first loss of the year.

Prediction: Arsenal 2-0

Sunderland v Hull City

A few International players return to their respective squads, including American Jozy Altidore, who bagged a goal on his tour of duty to boot. He’s done well thus far for Hull, working his way into the rotation and staking a place for himself in the
starting XI. The questions remain as to whether he can serve as a long-term solution up-front, or if he needs the assistance of a second striker to help back him up. They did quietly pick up Jan Venniegor of Hesselhink (most AMAZING name ever) from Celtic for peanuts and a program, meaning they have nothing to lose and evereything to gain from the former Celtic skipper. Meanwhile, Sunderland are either winning or losing, with no place in between for draws. Kenwyne Jones and Darren Bent are an exciting tandem to watch up front. I would expect this game to have a few goals between the two sides, with the winning edge tipping the way of the home squad.

Prediction: Sunderland 3-1

Blackburn v Wolves

Two teams that are both struggling to establish themselves this year, and the point totals are a clear indication of their fortunes thus far. Both are badly in need of wins, but perhaps no team (other than Portsmouth) need a win more than Blackburn, who are trudging along with a solitary point to their name. In this case, at home against an equal squad, their chances of breaking through are 50/50. I’ll give the home side the edge, even though they’ve done nothing whatsoever to deserve credit. Perhaps finally Franco Di Santo can find the back of the net for the squad and get his season going.

Prediction: Blackburn 1-0

Stoke v Chelsea

It seems like ages ago that FIFA slapped a two-term transfer ban on the west-London club for their mis-handling of the Gael Kakuta signing of three summers ago. In the wake, it’s left a bounty of questions as to the validity of signing youngsters to academy contracts, as well as the lengths that clubs will go to in order to acquire these jewel pieces for costs that seem inordinate and downright ridiculous. As a point of reference, today, FC Barcelona successfully signed a 7-year old from France. 7. FIFA, step up and do something about this. If Chelsea can’t sign a 15 year old French kid because it’s akin to ‘human-trafficking’ then how the hell does Barca get to buy 7 year olds with a free pass? Now then, back to footy, Chelsea are coming into the match with four wins on the trot, a scandal in their rear-view, and surprisingly few injuries to worry about. There remains the long-term knocks to Joe Cole, Alex, and Paulo Ferreira, as well as newly minted winger Yuri Zhirkov and his battle to return to match fitness. The only new concern is a slight knock picked up by Deco on international duty- otherwise, the team are as good as before the break. Stoke are also in fine form, having won their last match at home, and will look to put Chelsea on their heels early by pinning the ball into the box and looking to cause trouble for Chelsea’s vaunted defense. I would expect Chelsea to rise to the occasion, as they’ve done several times this season, and leave no questions unanswered with a comprehensive victory.

Prediction: Chelsea 3-0

Tottenham v Manchester Utd

This would be a mouthwatering clash if Luka Modric and Verdan Corluka weren’t injured. Without the two Croatian sensations, Tottenham manager Harry Redknapp will have to dig into his back of tricks to conjure a lineup that will compete with SAF’s list of all-stars. Utd will welcome back into action defensive ace Rio Ferdinand, and their ambition will be to go out and scrounge a win at White Harte Lane. No easy task, mind you, given that Tottenham have a laundry-list of players to choose from in Modric’s absence, but the diminutive Croat will clearly be missed. However, I would like to see if Redknapp will find a way to work Mexican sensation Gio Dos Santos into the mix, while finding time for Jermaine Jenas, Tom Huddlestone, Aaron Lennon, and David Bentley. We know the strikers will be Robbie Keane and Jermaine Defoe, but don’t be surprised if either make way for Peter Crouch, to be used as a target man in the second half for additional pressure. This is a tricky match to call, but I’m giving the edge to the home team and Harry’s band of brothers.

Prediction: Tottenham 2-1

Portsmouth v Bolton

Portsmouth need a win more than you’d ever know. Bolton need a win before Kevin Davies decides to turn on his teammates. Desparate teams usually lead to exciting football. This game could well turn out to be a gem, but I’m not buying it- yet. It’s too early in the season for anyone to hit the panic switch, and I doubt either team will show up focused enough to indicate that they were well prepared by either coach. This one ends in a bore draw.

Prediction: 0-0 Draw

Wigan v West Ham

West Ham have had a couple of busy weeks since the aftermath of the Millwall clash at Upton. That said, it will be good for them to get on the road and ply their trade against a Wigan side that are not to be taken lightly. As they’ve shown so far this term, Wigan will play for the win, and will continue to attack with pace and versatility off the dribble until the dying minutes. This will be a fun match, but likely will end in a victory for the home side.

Prediction: Wigan 1-0

Birmingham v Aston Villa

This isn’t a hard one to call, at all. Villa have been on a high since beating Liverpool in their house two weeks ago, and they continue their return to prominence with a fixture against an inferior squad that will be looking to save a draw at best. Not a lot of resistance is expected, even if this is a B-City home match.

Prediction: Villa 3-0

Fulham v Everton

A battle of the scrappers, this one could be entertaining for the fan of the physical. Fulham have come into the year attempting to push, prod, and punch their way into Europa League glory. Meanwhile, Everton are a club in transition, looking to establish a new identity after their sale of Lescott, and a win against a resurgent Fulham would do wonders for David Moyes troops confidence. Dont’ expect either team to lead by much, I’d give this one a nod for a score tie.

Prediction: 1-1 Draw

Is it just me, or are soccer jerseys getting brighter and louder these days? Well, maybe not fashionable in the traditional seen-on-the-runway Dolce & Gabana fashion sense, but certainly eye-catching and different. And the more I look at them, the more I like them.

For example, check out this Adidas Chelsea away jersey:

First and foremost, it’s a far cry from the traditional Chelsea jersey. While solid blue is a classic, the new away jersey is different and refreshing. I was initially not a fan of the stripes (self conscious fatness?), but they have since grown on me. The neon accents are what make this kit though. It gives it the right amount of personality, but not too much to the point where it’s as obnoxious as some goalkeeper garb.

Chelsea FC aren’t the only club to try and make a fashionable splash with their soccer jerseys. Behold the away kit of Everton FC:

Borderline metrosexual until you realize that you are in fact wearing a soccer jersey (but hopefully not sporting a Euro mullet with it). Yes, pink is prevalent. But fear not, no one would dare make fun of you while you were supporting your favorite club.

Bottom line: the bright, neon colors in both the Chelsea and Everton kits are awesome. If you’re like me and aren’t hip or slim enough (early morning match day pints are detrimental to one’s waistline) to fit into any of the ridiculous neon offerings at American Apparel, then you too should get behind this movement so us common sports fans can pretend to be fashionable.

Early yesterday morning across the pond, FIFA, the governing body that dictates the rules and regulations for professional soccer overseas and on US soil, handed down what might arguably be considered the most stringent punishment in the organizations storied history. Having ‘throughly’ investigated the facts and circumstances surrounding the transfer of French sensation Gael Kakuta from FC Lens to Chelsea FC in the summer of 2006, the organization has deemed the club, Chelsea, to have violated a litany of rules regarding improper conduct and compensation. As such, they’ve decided to essentially neuter the club from any future viability by preventing Chelsea from buying any additional players during the next two transfer windows. Seriously.

Now that we’ve got the facts established, let’s look at this from a number of different angles to see if we can make sense of it all. We’ll start with poor Frank Arnesen, the recruiting maestro that was recently appointed Director of Football Operations for Chelsea. Once upon a time, Frank came to SW6 with a vision to develop a world-class academy system that would cultivate talent from the vast reaches of the globe. While so far we’ve yet to see any breakthrough stars come through the ranks since John Terry made ‘the leap’ some several years ago, Arnesen has been given a stay of execution by the club’s Board and owner Roman Abramovich – seemingly on the pretense that the fruits of his labor will pay dividends shortly. Of the current crop of young talent, Chelsea have few if any players that one would consider with star potential. There’s lanky Argentine-import Franco Di Santo, who shows promise by has yet to put together a body of work against the big boys. There’s defensive ace Michael Mancienne, the versatile kid with stringy cornrows and energy for days- another with excellent potential but limited exposure. And then, there’s this French chap named Gael Kakuta – a player who fans alike (myself included) have been salivating to see in live action since his signature was made official three years ago.

A bit of background on Gael: He’s French, fast, dynamic with the ball at his feet, extremely agile, has a rocket of a shot, and some of the most slippery moves in the game today. Add to that the fact that he’s only 18 (15 at the time he was signed) and you can begin to understand why Arnesen stuck his neck (and reputation) on the line for a talent of Gael’s class. While Gael has continued to develop his skill set, he has quietly been earning high praise from many Chelsea first-team players, including Michael Ballack and Didier Drogba – each of whom singled Gael’s play out during reserve fixtures and marveled at his future for the club. While at Lens, Gael was quietly scouted by Liverpool, Manchester United, Arsenal, Barcelona, Real Madrid, AC Milan, Tottenham, Inter Milan, Chelsea, Juventus, Bayern Munich. But while everyone else opted to wait and see if his talent would mature to match the expectations, Arnesen wasted little time in convincing Gael and his mother that a move to Chelsea was best for all parties. Clearly, Frank and his associates within the club were aware that they were breaking rank to sign a highly-touted prospect, and they arguably assumed the consequences would amount to a slap on the wrist. When the news broke this morning, I’d imagine Frank was none to pleased to see the face of one Sepp Blatter on the television, spelling out the punishment and crime for all to behold.

For those that do not know, Sepp Blatter is the current ranking President of FIFA, and generally speaking, a disliked man among soccer fans and brass. Last year he made headlines by comparing Cristiano Ronaldo to a modern-day slave, and this year he seems to be enjoying his chance to needle big-bad English clubs with boatloads of cash to pay fines and incur unrealistic punishments. Mr. Blatter has been outspoken, if not downright blunt in his estimation that the parity which once defined the game of soccer is rapidly evaporating into an elite pool of teams that control the ultimate destinies of franchise talent. Sure, he’s right – but why does it matter? In every professional sport, salary cap or not, there are always clubs that are willing to incur the penalties to provide their fans and revenue models with superstar talent. Remember, it’s not always about the game on the field- there’s plenty of dollars and cents at stake in marketing and revenue-sharing contracts off the pitch that clubs look to capitalize on, especially given the current economic climate. If Real Madrid elected to spend just short of $300 million this summer, more power to them. If FC Lens opts not to shell out a single dime, that is their prerogative- either way, it has no bearing on Mr. Blatter, and should not affect his ability to be honest in his appraisal of the game or its violators.

In any case, FIFA have decided that the ideal punishment in this case is to fine the player, the club, and restrict the club from making any new purchases during the 2010 Winter transfer window, as well as the 2010 Summer window. Technically speaking, Chelsea can recall their players that are out on loan, which I would expect they will be doing almost immediately, as those individuals are already registered with the club and FIFA. If the ruling stands, they will not be able to acquire any players through purchases or loans, as either method requires the registration of the player with FIFA. Several years ago, AS Roma incurred a similar fate, after acquiring French Defender Phillipe Mexes from Auxerre FC. After a one-year transfer ban was handed down, the club’s attorneys were able to successfully appeal and have the charge reduced to a four-month restriction. Outside of the scope of this particular incident though, the last ten years have been rife with controversy, scandal, embarrassment, and shame for many clubs and FIFA itself. Lest we forget the match-fixing scandal of Italy lore that was straight out of a Guy Ritchie movie plot. In the fallout, Juventus FC were relegated to the second division, AC Milan were docked a number of points before the season would begin, and stripped of their most recent title.

“You’ve gotta be effing kidding me”

I bring these events up because they serve as an excellent footnote to the actions that are about to take place. Already, the club has issued a stern rebuttal to the allegations and charges of FIFA, insisting that they will use every available remedy to rectify and fight the allegations in court via an appeals committee. It is important to note that the official report from FIFA will be handed over to Chelsea FC sometime in the next three to four weeks, at which point the club will have ten days to request an appeal in Switzerland- which will take another 90 days to occur. This is worth mentioning, as Chelsea could manage to find their hearing falls after the January window, and since the club have not been formally arraigned on charges, only allegations, they technically could still make purchases in that space. What’s more, when AC Milan went through their adjustment and upheaval post match-fixing scandal, their manager was one Carlo Ancelotti – who helped navigate the squad to a Champions League Trophy 10 months after the charges were filed. That the same man is currently running the Blue show is a good thing for the club to consider- he will have the wisdom and understanding on what to say to the players, the press, and the Board to keep everyone on the same page. Clearly he is no stranger to controversy, and given that everything has been smooth sailing thus far for the Blues, he will need to ensure that players and staff alike stay sharp and cohesive in the coming weeks.

Perhaps Chelsea were aware that the axe was coming down? If so, it clearly makes sense then that they would go to such great lengths this summer to extend the contracts of a litany of key personnel. Didier Drogba, John Terry, John Obi Mikel, Florent Malouda, Ashley Cole, Salomon Kalou, Joe Cole, Michael Ballack, Nicolas Anelka and the lot have already signed or are days away from inking extensions to their current deals. If Peter Kenyon and Abramovich knew the scope of what was coming, however, I would expect they would have been more extravagant in their purchasing this summer, opting to stock-up on talent and ride the wave of the punishment until its evaporation. Perhaps it’s arrogance on the clubs part, expecting that nothing more than a strongly worded letter would arrive at their doorstep, while they would be free to continue with their already questionable methods or recruitment. Whatever the truth may be, the future will be an interesting one now for a club that has begun the new term in sparkling fashion. While Gael Kakuta will wait for four months before he can officially resume footballing duties, the club will fight in court for their right to run rough-shod over the free agent market. Arnesen will, by all accounts, keep his job as Director of FO, though I would not anticipate him having a very visible profile for the rest of the year. If the punishment sticks, Chelsea are in for a long and treacherous season- though not one that they cannot surmount.

The bigger, somewhat ideological, question at stake is whether or not there need to be formalized practices for the recruitment of players into academy programs or first-team rosters. FIFA would certainly love to tighten the reigns as much as possible- but in a sport with hundreds of countries, thousands of players, and millions of intricacies (mind you, a sport that lacks any semblance of a salary cap) how would one expect to reign in the rowdy clubs? So long as there are Chelsea’s in sport, there will be instances of misconduct – whereby the dollar leads down a path of questionable behavior. If FIFA elect to make an example out of the club, however, this could be a defining moment for both the club and FIFA’s legacy. After a few months of preparation, I would expect that Chelsea squirm out of the punishment with a restriction on the number of players they can purchase during the Summer window, as the Winter window will occur most likely before they are formally charged. If that is the case, then the club may be looking at a restriction on the number of incoming players they are allowed to have during the window- or season. But the tarnish will not wear off so quickly. Certainly, Manchester United, Liverpool, Arsenal, Barcelona, Real Madrid, and the like are having a laugh at Chelsea’s documented recklessness, all the while running to the shred bin to deposit receipts of their most recent indiscretions. Hate to say it, but Chelsea’s best defense in this case may be the easy way out: “everyone’s doing it”.

Week 4 of the English Premier League kicks off this Saturday with a bevy of exciting matches, and one in particular that has many buzzing with anticipation. We break it down so you don’t have to- sit back, crack open a Newcastle, and enjoy some early morning footie with the following:

Chelsea vs. Burnley

The men from SW6 have won three games on the trot, and done a decent job thus far of imposing their will on opposing teams. With health swinging their way for a change, we may well see the return of fan-favorite winger Joe Cole, as well as the first pitch appearances for Brazilian imports Alex, Juliano Belletti, and Russian winger Yuri Zhirkov. Manager Carlo Ancelotti has thus far played with his lineups and field formations, looking for the right combination of power and finesse that will enable the club to play a more pleasing brand of football. Given that their opponents are not the most daunting of challengers, one can expect Carlo to rest a few of the bigger names in favor of some pitch time for fringe players and those that need some reps. Burnley have already taken down Manchester United this term, so it should be noted that Chelsea will have to work for their opportunities. But, I think everyone will agree that Chelsea should have this game wrapped up by half-time.

Prediction: Chelsea 3, Burnley 0

Tottenham vs. Birmingham City

Bill Simmons. Sigh. Look, I get that The Spurs are a trendy pick for a favorite team. They have a great nucleus of young talent, arguably the best depth in terms of strikers in the League, and a budding Star in the lightning quick Aaron Lennon. So yes, I can understand why you would support them if you new nothing of the sport, their tortured history, their inability to hold down any semblance of consistency for longer than 15 matches, and their penchant for failing to show up for the big games. Maybe things are finally changing though. They’re in the pole position after three weeks, and seem to have no problem scoring goals. I’ll continue to ask questions of their defense, particularly when they face a team with the ability to challenge the ever-so-unreliable Huerelio Gomes and deputy Carlo Cudicini. That being said, they’re going to run away with this match, as Birmingham seem to lack the mettle to even threaten a net this year.

Prediction: Tottenham 4, Birmingham City 0

Blackburn Rovers vs. West Ham

First, a moment of silence for the horrific madness that took place on Wednesday after West Ham faced ultra-mega-super-hated rivals Millwall in a Carling Cup fixture. If you don’t understand, picture Yankees-Red Sox, but multiply it by Zach Randolph‘s ever-expanding waistline. Yeah. It’s nothing to make light of. If you want visual proof, hit NetFlix and grab a copy of Green Street Hooligans. So ANYWAYS, The Hambino’s will take the pitch against a Blackburn side that hasn’t resembled much of a threat thus far. This seems like a trap game for West Ham, given the emotional level of Wednesday’s battle with Millie, I don’t see the players having the intensity to last a full 90 minutes against a Blackburn side that’s been resting all week.

Prediction: Blackburn 1, West Ham 0

Bolton vs. Liverpool

Well, I’ve enjoyed watching the Liverpool faithful wince after two early season losses. Papers are calling for manager Rafa Benitez scalp, as well as American owners George Gillett and Tom Hicks dicks in a vice grip after letting influential midfielder Xabi Alonso leave for greener pastures. Needless to say, things need to change, FAST for the men on Merseyside, or this will be a long and torturous year without silverware. Fernando Torres, Steven Gerrard, and Dirk Kuyt need to strap on their shooting boots and let rip. They can’t always play cheeky passes into the box, and look to make the ‘selfless’ play when in reality, they need to be firing at full speed to give the team a chance of winning. Bolton is overmatched on paper, but a home game always helps. I expect an upset here, with Bolton making the misery on Mersey that much more painful.
Prediction: Bolton 2, Liverpool 1

Wolverhampton vs. Hull City

American starlet Jozy Altidore bagged his first goal for the club in only his second appearance this past week, and now he looks to pair up with his comrades in an attempt to slip away with a crucial three points on the road. The Wolves are hurting for wins, however, and playing at home will help their cause. Manager Mick McCarthy will have laid into his lads after a string of horribly inept performances in front of goal. Expect this one to be a goal glut.

Prediction: Wolves 3, Hull City 3

Stoke City vs. Sunderland

Simply put, both teams are playing excellent, tough, hard-nosed footy. Sunderland have been reborn this year under the stewardship of Steve Bruce, while new striker Darren Bent has already hit for two nice strikes. His partner in crime, Kenwyne Jones, will be looking to get off the pace for his first strike of the year, while Stoke and Rory Delap will make every attempt to stifle the visitors efforts. This one has draw written all over it.

Prediction: Stoke 0, Sunderland 0

Manchester United vs. Arsenal

Ah yes, finally, a game that matters! Our first sampling of last year’s top-four doing battle at Old Trafford. United simply cannot afford to drop points, especially at home, while Arsenal have been in ripe form, bagging goals and playing the effortless, free-flowing brand of mastermind Arsene Wenger dreams. While many expected United to have their early-season difficulties, few anticipated that Arsenal would begin their year with such resolve and dedication. Both teams are significantly weaker than they were last year, at least on paper, but this match will come down to execution and possession. United are misers with the ball at home, splaying it around the pitch and forcing defenses to make mistakes that they can then exploit. Meanwhile, Arsenal rely on a swift counter-attacking style that lends itself to open passes and shot attempts. I hope this one lives up to its billing, and with the number of star talent on the pitch, here’s hoping we’re treated to a goal barrage of sorts.

Prediction: Manchester United 3, Arsenal 1

Portsmouth vs. Manchester City

Meanwhile, the other team in Manchester just keep going about their business, ruthlessly scoring goals and shutting-down opponents. With their latest import, Joleon Lescott sliding into the back four in mid-week Carling Cup action, they continue to pound opponents into submission with their expansive list of attacking players. Portsmouth are outmatched, even if they are at home. This one will be a simple exercise in dominance for the Citizens.

Prediction: City 4, Portsmouth 0

Aston Villa vs. Fulham

Incoming defender Richard Dunne should help stabilize a back four that hasn’t played to the best of their abilities thus far. The win over Liverpool on Monday was certainly a massive confidence boost for manager Martin O’Neil and his troops, and it should propel them into a win against a Fulham squad that might lack the bite and prowess in front of the net. Winger Ashley Young may be on the sidelines, but Villa have plenty of options to slot into his place, and shouldn’t suffer dramatically in his absence.

Prediction: Villa 2, Fulham 0

Everton vs. Wigan Athletic

Everton need wins. Plain and simple. If they’re going to challenge for Europa League football next year, they have to start beating up on mid-level squads at home, though it won’t be an easy task. Their biggest distraction this year is now behind them, with the protracted Lescott transfer finally finished. Incoming transfers notwithstanding, Tim Cahill and Marouane Fellaini need to pick up the slack and help Jo and Yakubu find the back of the net. Meanwhile, Wigan will scrape for a draw, and in this case, they’ll see out the most boring match of the weekend.

Prediction: Everton 0, Wigan 0

The new English Premier League season is upon us. However, even though ESPN has taken over the reins stateside, many might have no clue as to what is going on. Here’s a breakdown of all the teams, where they stand, and what you can expect in 2009:

Arsenal FC

Last Season: 4th Place
Points: 72
Additions: Thomas Vermaelen (Ajax)
Subtractions: Kolo Toure (Man City), Emmanuel Adebayor (Man City)
Key Players: Cesc Fabregas, Robin Van Persie, Theo Walcott

The season has begun, and if you had to give out an award for the most creative, exciting, impressive team, you’re giving it to Arsene Wenger‘s young gunners. But with over seven key players shelved for varied durations, Wenger will be tasked with shuffling his inexperienced youth into the first-team to make up the numbers. The big-money departures of Toure and Adebayor will hurt, with Arsenal having to rely on a recently healed Eduardo, Carlos Vela, and Nicklas Bendtner to provide the scoring punch. The team clearly has depth, but as has been the case since the departure of Thierry Henry, Arsenal lacks the mettle to win the big games. With Man City on the rise, look for Arsenal to miss out on Champions League action in 2010/2011.

Aston Villa FC

Last Season: 6th Place
Points: 62
Additions: Stewart Downing (Boro)
Subtractions: Gareth Barry (Man City)
Key Players: Gabriel Agbonlahor, Ashley Young, James Milner

Last year was a tease for pure football aficionados. The Villans came from seemingly nowhere to shock a number of the big boys, storming into the top four by December, yet ultimately succumbing to the rigors of a long and tedious campaign. Villa have lost their Captain in Barry to the riches of Man City, yet the addition of Downing from recently relegated Boro was a smart purchase from Martin O’Neil. With a crop of young English talent, this squad is one again poised to storm the top four. But will they have the depth to handle a season of Europa League activity while maintaining a strong push towards the League? My guess is no, and they’ll fall slightly short of their ambitions for another season.

Birmingham FC

Last Season: N/A
Points: N/A
Additions: N/A
Subtractions: N/A
Key Players: Marcus Bent

Back in the top-flight after a year in the Championship, the boys in blue are just hoping to stay a float for another season. Marcus Bent, whose probably more famous for banging Gemma Atkinson than for anything he’s ever done on the pitch, is the best player of mention on a squad of otherwise regular players. Not saying they couldn’t upset a team or two along the way, but there’s nobody on the planet that’s picking them to do anything substantial.

Blackburn FC

Last Season: 15
Points: 41
Additions: Franco Di Santo (Chelsea) Joe Hart (Man City)
Subtractions: Roque Santa Cruz (Man City)
Key Players: Morten Gamst Pedersen, Ryan Nelsen, Franco Di Santo

Selling your best player is never a good way to start a summer, and in Blackburn’s case it was one of those terrible off seasons where discontent replaces optimism. However, they have been shrewd in their additions, bringing on a few young starlets that can make an impact for a team that’s lacking a true identity since the departure of former manager and now Man City impresario Mark Hughes. Don’t expect them to play the same gritty defense that defined the team for years. This new iteration is seeking flair and style, preferring the offensive approach over the defensive mindset of years gone.

Bolton Wanderers

Last Season: 13
Points: 41
Additions: Zat Knight (Aston Villa)
Subtractions: N/A
Key Players: Kevin Davies, Matthew Taylor, Gary Cahill

Scrappy, tough, aggressive, feisty. All fitting adjectives to describe a team that had to claw for every point last season. Hovering in the drop zone this year will be a risky proposition for a team that, like Blackburn, is somewhat adrift in terms of it’s focus on the pitch. Kevin Davies will always work hard, and defenders Taylor and Cahill provide the inspiration on the pitch to fight. Remains to be seen how they’ve truly improved, with no major adjustments on either the coming or going end of the spectrum.

Burnley FC

Last Season: N/A
Points: N/A
Additions: N/A
Subtractions: N/A
Key Players: Wade Elliot

Another newcomer to the party this season, Burnley will take the place of Stoke FC this year as the upstart team that shocks a few mid-level clubs and eventually finds a footing outside the relegation zone. While they may lack any true superstar power, I believe their every-man status and desire to play team-oriented footy will prevail in an age where the name on the back of the kit is more important than the name of the front. Wade Elliot, midfielder extraordinaire, will have to bring his shooting boots every match, or else they could struggle against the better than average defensive squads in the league.

Chelsea FC

Last Season: 3rd Place (FA Cup Winner)
Points: 83
Additions: Yuri Zhirkov (CSKA Moscow) Daniel Sturridge (Man City) Ross Turnbull (Boro)
Subtractions: Franco Di Santo (Blackburn) Michael Mancienne (Wolves) Scott Sinclair (Wigan)
Key Players: Didier Drogba, Frank Lampard, John Terry

A new year, a new coach, and a new resolve. That seems to be the motto emanating from South Kensington, as the Blues prepare for Carlo Ancelotti‘s inaugural campaign in the English top-flight. With few adjustments to the squad that rallied under temporary manager Guus Hiddink last term, Chelsea are poised to pursue trophies on four fronts. With the former AC Milan maestro already claiming his focus is on the league and less on the Champions League, Chelsea will no doubt utilize their depth and new diamond-centric midfield formation to bring a style of offensive attacking the game has lacked of late. A pre-season favorite before they stormed through the United States, Chelsea are hungry for more glory under owner Roman Abramovich. After years of throwing big-money contracts at over-the-hill players, Chelsea seem to have come to the resolve of building from within, loaning their three most promising youngsters to Premier League opponents for some much-needed experience. With key players like Didier Drogba, John Terry, Frank Lampard, Petr Cech, Michael Essien, John Obi Mikel, Florent Malouda, Ashley Cole, and Joe Cole all recently extending their contracts, the future looks bright for Carlo’s first year at the helm.

Everton FC

Last Season: 5th Place
Points: 63
Additions: None
Subtractions: None
Key Players: Maroune Fellaini, Joleon Lescott, Tim Cahill

They’re always knocking on the door to the top four, and last year was no exception. Yet manager David Moyes seems to lack the charisma or capacity to recruit top-notch talent to the Merseyside it appears, as this will be the second season in a row that they’ve failed to bolster the ranks. Brimming with an excellent mixture of young and old talent, Everton will always be the team you love to root for, going into battle fearless and ready to tackle the giants. Hated rivals Liverpool may well fail to beat their over-the-river opponents in either of the two Derby’s this term, which would be a massive morale boost to a group of vocal supporters that have remained consistent over a decade of steady growth. Expect them to replicate their success, yet fall short once more of the top four. They’ll happily settle for Europa League footy, however.

Fulham FC

Last Season: 7th Place
Points: 53
Additions: N/A
Subtractions: N/A
Key Players: Clint Dempsey, Danny Murphy, Simon Davies

I have a soft spot for Chelsea’s Derby rivals, perhaps because of the US Soccer footprint that’s firmly rooted in their personnel, past and present. US International Clint Dempsey leads a squad that surprised just about every major pundit last term, under the watchful eye of manager Roy Hodgson. They’ll always be a good squad capable of winning their matches on most days. The key for their success will be momentum starting the season, as well as consistency. Injuries have robbed them of key players over the years, and perhaps this will be the year that Andy Johnson finally emerges as a scoring threat for the club. If American Eddie Johnson can continue his bright form from a loan spell at Cardiff City last year, perhaps Fulham can recreate some of the magic that propelled them into the Europa League.

Hull City FC

Last Season: 17th Place
Points: 35
Additions: Steven Hunt (Reading) Jozy Altidore (Villareal)
Subtractions: N/A
Key Players: Jozy Altidore, Geovanni

Phil Brown is the British Byron Scott. No really, he is. He has the ability to walk into a sticky situation, turn the tide and fortunes of the team for a brief period, cash in on a long-term extension, and then fade to black. Not to say he doesn’t have the chops, as he clearly does, BUT, Hull are not a team to take anyone by storm. The addition of US sensation Altidore is a shrewd pick-up, even if he’s only there for a single season. I would expect him to grow tremendously as a player, but the team may never repeat their early season success of last year, when they stormed the castle and secured a top 4 spot by December.

Liverpool FC

Last Season: 2nd Place
Points: 86
Additions: Alberto Aquilani (AS Roma) Glen Johnson (Portsmouth)
Subtractions: Xabi Alonso (Real Madrid) Arbeloa (Real Madrid)
Key Players: Fernando Torres, Steven Gerrard, Javier Mascherano

So goes the Red Engine, ready for a new term under the stewardship of gaffer Rafa Benitez and his latest additions to a squad that looks to be on the verge of transitioning from the old guard to the young. There’s the ever-present Steven Gerrard, who by all accounts will bleed the blood red colors of the club for all eternity. As if his powerful drives from the midfield weren’t enough to concern yourself with, Liverpool have arguably the best pure striker in the land with Spaniard Fernando ‘El Nino’ Torres, a lightning-quick slasher who can finish with either foot. For sturdiness, the team has consistently relied on Jamie Carragher, Martin Skrtel, Javier Mascherano, and a cast of others to provide strength and defensive tenacity. Adding Aquilani and Johnson further strengthen the teams ability to defend, but questions must be asked of their ability to find the back of the net. Many die-hard fans of the club will admit that the departure of Xabi Alonso to Madrid was a devastating blow, as he served to balance the offense and initiated many of the mazy runs perpetrated by Torres, Kuyt, Babel, Riera, and Gerrard. My estimation remains that Liverpool will finish in the top 4, fall from the Champions League in the quarterfinals, and send Benitez packing back to Spain once and for all.

Manchester City

Last Season: 10th Place
Points: 50
Additions: Kolo Toure (Arsenal) Emmanuel Adebayor (Arsenal) Gareth Barry (Aston Villa) Carlos Tevez (Man Utd) Roque Santa Cruz (Blackburn)
Subtractions: Daniel Sturridge (Chelsea) Elano (Galatasaray) Joe Hart (Blackburn)
Key Players: Toure, Adebayor, Barry, Ireland, Tevez, Robinho, De Jong, Kompany, Wright-Phillips

Ladies and Gentleman, meet the Real Madrid of England. Meet Chelsea 2.0. Meet the epitome of blood money. Meet Manchester City. By all accounts, the Citizens and their fans should be pretty damn proud of their summer. Manager Mark Hughes has been blessed with an unlimited budget to recruit talent from all across the globe and hasn’t wasted any time in building a brand new squad. Having failed at luring Chelsea skipper John Terry, and Real Madrid’s Kaka to the north, Hughes went on a rampage, scooping up talent and failing to blink at the costs involved. Here’s the kicker though: they’re not done with their purchases, yet. It’s clear that the club is still seeking defensive cover for the aging Zabaletta, and have made serious overtures to Everton for the services of Joleon Lescott. Rumors persist that West Ham defender and England International Matthew Upson is an additional possibility. As a fact, Manchester City have what I like to call ‘FUCK YOU MONEY’. Essentially, they can outbid everyone else on the market with their never-ending coffers of oil cash. Arab owners notwithstanding, this will be fun to watch evolve. Can a squad of large egos coexist without a dynamic manager at the helm? Time will tell, but my money is with the Citizens gate-crashing the top four and qualifying for Champions League footy next year.

Manchester United

Last Season: 1st Place
Points: 90
Additions: Michael Owen (Newcastle) Antonio Valencia (Wigan)
Subtractions: Cristiano Ronaldo (Real Madrid) Carlos Tevez (Manchester City) Frazier Campbell (Sunderland)
Key Players: Wayne Rooney, Dimitar Berbatov, Rio Ferdinand

A new era is donning in Manchester, and it has nothing to do with Cristiano Ronaldo for a change. After finally getting his dream wish to The Bernabeu, Sir Alex Ferguson’s men are prepared to hand the keys to England’s own Wayne Rooney. In short, this season will not be kind to the reigning champions. Ronaldo, for all his petulance and otherwise useless antics, was sensational on the pitch- nobody could deny that he would bring his best every time he played. That being said, it will be fascinating to watch which young/role players rise to the occasion and make the leap for themselves. Provided Rooney and Bulgarian striker Berbatov can bag the goals, Nani, Anderson, Hargreaves, Carrick, Park, Scholes, Giggs, and Fletcher will have their work cut out for them. What Ronaldo was so good at, and it fails to be mentioned more often than not, was his passing, and movement off the ball. He would consistently make the smart play to open up a teammate or himself for a chance on goal. Not to mention, he had the technical ability to flash past any defender in the country. Now, missing that element, United will rely on a more direct, mechanical approach that can stifle creativity. It will be fascinating to watch how Rooney accepts his newfound responsibility, and if it helps him to become more of a natural scorer than a utility player as he has been used in the last three seasons. The season will not be kind to the Red Devils, but they won’t fall of the plateau just yet. Expect them to stick around and play Champions League footy next year.

Portsmouth FC

Last Season: 14th Place
Points: 41
Additions: None
Subtractions: Glen Johnson (Liverpool) Peter Crouch (Tottenham)
Key Players: David Nugent, David James, Sylvain Distin

I have no desire to write about this team, other than to mention that they practically gave away their best players for nothing, and readily admitted that they’re not planning on spending big cash to lure talent to the squad any time soon. As a fan, all you can do is hang your head in shame, knowing that your owners really don’t care enough to do anything other than live somewhere above the relegation zone. Quite sad.

Stoke City

Last Season: 12th Place
Points: 45
Additions: Dean Whitehead (Sunderland)
Subtractions: Seyi Olofinjana (Hull City)
Key Players: Rory Delap, Abdoulaye Faye, Matthew Etherington

They deserved to survive last year. But will that ‘we shall overcome’ attitude translate into a second term with the big boys? My guess is no, even though they tend to surprise me with their play off of set pieces. They spend wisely, which is the the sign of a club looking to build from within. Their major flaw is that they lack a true striker that you can rely on for 15-20 goals in a season. Without that, I’m afraid they’re destined to struggle for a while.

Sunderland FC

Last Season: 16th Place
Points: 36
Additions: Lee Cattermole (Wigan) Darren Bent (Tottenham) Frazier Campbell (Man Utd)
Subtractions: Dean Whitehead (Stoke)
Key Players: Darren Bent, Kenwyne Jones, Keiran Richardson

Nothing special from these guys. Bent will score, Jones will score, Cattermole will foul people- a lot. Ferdinand will never be as good as his brother, and Fulop will make plenty of mistakes between the sticks. They’ll beat a good team, perhaps even one of the big four, but they’ll be meek challengers. I’ve always considered them my favorite dark horse squad, and this season will be no different. Perhaps, then, they might actually make a significant impact instead of breaking down under sustained pressure from the better clubs.

Tottenham FC

Last Season: 8th Place
Points: 51
Additions: Peter Crouch (Portsmouth) Sebastian Bassong (Newcastle)
Subtractions: Darren Bent (Sunderland) Didier Zokora (Sevilla)
Key Players: Robbie Keane, Jermain Defoe, Luka Modric, Aaron Lennon, Roman Pavlyuchenko

Best set of strikers in the country, no question about it. They have firepower, an excellent coach in Harry Redknapp, a squad brimming with young talent, and a few players that can set themselves apart in the face of adversity. I wrote at length last year about how Tottenham would come out blazing and light the league on fire. We all know how that ended, but this could very well be the year they do take that leap, having already slipped past Liverpool on opening day. It remains to be seen if Heurelio Gomes can keep his shit together for more than two games in a row, but if he doesn’t completely suck, which is pretty hard for him to do, they could have a great chance of making some waves this year. Expect Modric to play a large role in their future success, and hopefully, Redknapp will find a way to get Mexican starlet Gio Dos Santos some minutes.

West Ham United

Last Season: 9th
Points: 51
Additions: None
Subtractions: None
Key Players: Gianfranco Zola (Coach)

It’s true, the coach is probably the team’s best player, which isn’t saying much for a squad of first-team players in England. That being said, they do have a few decent players that did a pretty good job of fighting through to their final resting place last season. This year may not be as kind to the ex-Chelsea man and his squad, but if he can replicate the same energy and passion that he put to such good use as a player and last season on the whiteboard, perhaps WHU make another sustained push for Europa League footy. Don’t be surprised if rumors persist that Eidur Gudjohnssen will join up with the squad, as it seems Zola is keen on brining someone with a larger body of work into the fold to push his young squad for greater heights.

Wigan

Last Season: 11th Place
Points: 45
Additions: Scott Sinclair (Chelsea)
Subtractions: Lee Cattermole (Sunderland)
Key Players: Rodallega, Thomas, Sinclair

Middle of the pack, nothing more, nothing less. That’s about as far as I can forsee the Lactics going, and a lot of it will depend on the performances of their young talent that they’ve assembled. They’ve got some nice pieces, but clearly they’re not ready to make the leap to the next level. Still, I’ll give them a lot of credit if they qualify for the Europa League.

After owning the book for a couple of years now and much delayed reading, I finally got a chance to enjoy James Surowiecki‘s The Wisdom of Crowds. Not sure why it took me so long to get around to it. I definitely picked it up and started reading on multiple occasions, only to get sidetracked and ultimately starting from the beginning the next time I gave it a shot. And while it has been a few years since the original publication of the book, pretty much everything inside withstands the test of time.

On the surface, it’s a non-fiction work presenting many psychological and economic topics and theories. Come to think of it, this may have been what kept me away for a while, since I was on a fairly heavy fiction binge. Time to break the habit sooner or later, I suppose.

Surowiecki argues throughout that a group’s collective decision making is better and more accurate than it’s individuals, no matter how smart those individuals are. When groups act together, they typically have the greater good in mind and collaborate to produce more accurate, effective, meaningful information and results.

So how does any of this cross over into the world of sports? Well, the book is chock full of examples, stories, and anecdotes that strengthen the argument, provide counterpoints, and just serve to entertain.

NFL Decision Making

As wise as crowds may be, sometimes they act against logical, conventional wisdom. Tradition certainly plays a part in this, and it’s as true in the NFL as anywhere else.

Surowiecki cites, as an example, Super Bowl XXXVI. The St. Louis Rams were favored over the New England Patriots. Being critiqued were the conservative, yet conventional play calls by head coach Mike Martz. Martz kept opting to kick field goals when faced with 4th down situations. In the early going, the Rams got 3 points this way, but failed to convert a field goal in another opportunity.

David Romer, a University of California-Berkeley economist, actually devised a method of analyzing the best 4th down strategy.

He had figured out the value of a first down at every single point on the field

Based on the field position of the Rams when they kicked field goals, the expected values of going for it on 4th down were greater than their chances of kicking the field goals.

Obviously, this fails to take many factors into account such as momentum, but those variables aside, football was reduced to a science. A science that the masses have yet to embrace. Slowly but surely, a system such as this one could be adopted. The same revolution occurred in baseball with Billy Beane and Moneyball, so why not football too? Even when the crowd is wrong, you can trust that they’ll eventually get it right.

Cooperation Problems in Soccer

While crowds truly can be collectively wise, if they are not working together, little is accomplished. This is the crux of the problems with Italian soccer. In what is arguably the greatest take on the matter that I have ever heard, Surowiecki explains that it’s “myopic self-interest” that is to blame for the excessive flopping, whining, and injury-faking that soils Serie A.

It would be in their best interests to simply play a fluid, entertaining game and put on a good show for the fans. After all, they’re the ones buying the tickets and apparel and paying your salaries. It would be mutually beneficial for two teams to not be so self-interested to try and squeak out a 1-0 win, collapsing like a pile of bricks after the slightest semblance of contact so as to get closer to the final whistle.

The Bowling Bubble

We’ve all heard of stock market bubbles in the news. But what exactly are they? Surowiecki explains them as “textbook examples of collective decision making gone wrong.” And it just so happens that bowling, one of America’s pastimes, was the focal point of such a bubble some decades ago.

Bowling took off in the 1950s, as companies such as AMF shifted their focus from war efforts to leisurely ones. The automatic pinsetter was an instant success, and shortly thereafter, bowling alleys were the place to be. The word on Wall Street was that “the popularity of the sport would grow as fast in the future as it did during the fifties, [and] that soon every American would be bowling two hours a week.”

Ask yourself how often you bowl now. Or even when the last time you bowled was. Yeah – looks like that may have been a bit of an overstatement. Shortly after the initial hype, bowling stocks went back down to normal, and the bubble had burst.

Beacons of Hope

Come to think of it, all the sports references in The Wisdom of Crowds were fairly negative ones. They didn’t do much in reaffirming that collective decision making is indeed beneficial. By now your interest must be piqued and surely you want a copy of your own to read. While this was a somewhat tough review to write merely focusing on sports, the book is essential. It is an idea book that belongs on your bookshelf that you will be leafing back through for years to come.

James Surowiecki does an excellent job grabbing and holding the readers attention. From the sports stories I mentioned to others that range from weight-judging contests to how to clothing retailer Zara is gangster, there’s something for everyone. Rest assured that there are plenty of stories and examples of how this thesis works, not just the contradictions I mentioned. You’ll believe in the wisdom of crowds so much that you’ll dive right off a bridge since everyone else is doing it. Well, maybe not, but you’ll at least figure there’s gotta be some pennies down there or something.

Twas an early Saturday afternoon and I had nothing going on. Time to flip through the channels. Nothing on Comedy Central. Nothing on HBO. MLS soccer on ESPN. Sighhhh all right I’ll give it a shot.

MLS Game of the Week: Chicago Fire v. Seattle Sounders FC.

To tell you the truth, I had never really watched a full MLS game, despite being a soccer fan. Having no frame of reference whatsoever, I figured they were playing in Chicago, seeing as how the weather was way too sunny to be Seattle. For about 10 minutes, I was confused as to why Chicago would wear such uniforms that would befit team from Seattle. For MLS novices, some boxing-style color notifications (Seattle in the green with blue trim, Chicago in the white with red trim) would’ve been helpful. But whatever, my fault for being ignorant I suppose.

Once I realized which team was which, the Sounders jerseys started growing on me. Xbox LIVE sponsorship? I’m a nerd! I can relate! And more importantly than the Seattle climate, the color scheme reminded me of Ninja Turtles. Specifically Leonardo with his blue bandanna and their blue trim. Just like a pair of Nike Air Max 180‘s that I once customized on Nike ID:

The start of the game was slightly painful. It seemed like someone playing a deliberate, calculated game of FIFA 09, trying not to give up the ball and taking any outlandish chances on goal.

And then the crowd got into it.

Holy crap, Qwest Field was absolutely rocking for this team. Who’da thunk it? The place is jam packed with supporters standing, chanting (were they chanting “Sound-ers” or “ass-hole”?), waving flags. Also hilarious to see the pasty whiteness of greater Seattle come out and strip their shirts off at a soccer game. You could practically see the meat cooking out there.

Wait a second… Kasey Keller still exists?! And he plays for the Sounders? Time to cue up Barcelona’s synthpop tribute to the man.

30 shots on goal
We both know you won’t bail
Kasey saves the gang again

I suppose this makes sense though, since Wikipedia tells me Kasey is from Olympia, Washington. Nice to still earn a paycheck and be in early retirement right near home. Awesome nonetheless.

Former Arsenal player and fiery Swede Freddie Ljungberg gets sent off after taking a dive and arguing the call, but at least he put on entertaining theatrics. Colombian starlet Fredy Montero definitely provided a lot of spark and majority of entertainment, but failed to score. All things considered, a watchable 0-0 draw.

It goes against my beliefs to simply arbitrarily pick a team to cheer on. But given my current situation in LA with the circus of a franchise that has been the Los Angeles Galaxy since the David Beckham era, I think I’ll allow myself this exception. Sounders, eh? Yep, I can definitely get behind this.

Having been dubbed an American ”soccer-head,” I feel like this Confederations Cup post, which comes to you on the eve of the tourney’s final, is well overdue…

For years, people have been asking me, “when is soccer going to arrive in America?”  And for as many years, I have entertained this question withpolite and humble answers.  Now, let me take my gloves off and give you the truth.  Stop awaiting “the arrival” of soccer! The U.S. Soccer Foundation has been around since 1913; AYSO was developed in 1964; NASL came around in 1968; MLS has been around for 16 fucking years; we hosted a World Cup in 1994 for Christ’s sake; project-40 has been helping develop pro-soccer players in the US since 1997; the U.S. Women’s National Team won the World Cup in 1999; we advanced to the round 0f 8 in Korea of 2002 and proved to the world that we are the best that CONCACAF has to offer; in April of 2006, FIFA ranked the U.S. Men’s National Team as the 4th best national team; and the other day, we snapped Spain’s 35-game unbeaten streak.  -Evidently soccer’s “arrival” is just a figurative way to reference the possibility of soccer becoming a major sport in the US, because so far as I can see, soccer literally arrived a long time ago.

And to kick it in Layman’s terms, American soccer is a grassroots movement, not a prayer for a savior.  We hyped up Pele and Beckham, respectively, as they played professionally in the States, and it didn’t work out.  Americans and soccer-heads alike confused celebrity withthe reality of athletics.  There was a misconception that if a US-based side signed a superstar that somehow the US would be a soccer powerhouse.  But in truth, we have the import-export equation set backward; the way we should gauge the progress of American soccer is by counting the number of American citizens, groomed by the MLS, who sign pro contracts with European clubs.  I don’t give a fuck if Messi or Ronaldo sign with Real Salt Lake.  It would be a tree falling in the woods. The MLS, subsequently, must be seen for what it is, a developmental league and not a showcase of world-class footballers.  Our mediocre professional league is a bridge that a select number of Americans take across the pond; when they get to the banks of Europe, their contracts eand the number of spectators watching them on the pitch are increased by like a, like a lot.

As for tomorrow, we have Howard, Feilhaber, Bradley (though out with suspension), Altidore, Onyewu, Adu, Bocanegra, Dempsey, etc., playing club abroad while rocking it for us in international play.  Hardened by the arduous battles entailed in playing “the world’s game” in the “lion’s den,” we have a set of professionals that have quietly put themselves at the doorsteps of legitimate football hardware. (Sorry, I’m rather drunk now).  Perhaps we spent too much time talking about Beckham and Posh Spice joining the L.A. Galaxy and not enough time discussing the progress of our youths signing fatter contracts elsewhere in the world, where they play true ballers in front of real fans.

Saddened when I should be the happiest – I can’t stand watching the American media pretend to care about our guys kicking ass in South Africa.  Let me try to make up for what you hear.  Seeing as the Confederations Cup has been called a “dress rehearsal” for next year’s World Cup, such lame phraseology, it might be nice to hear that the US has advanced to the round of 16, round of 8, and the semi-finals the last three times that they have participated in a World Cup that was not hosted in Europe.  I’ll try to rephrase that. When the World Cup is not hosted in Europe, USA kicks ass. This Confederations Cup is in South Africa; the US is in the final. Next year’s World Cup is in South Africa.  The US is going to kick ass, make it to the round of 16 (guaranteed).

Really drunk now. I’m going to say it.  Americans hate soccer just as they secretly hate everything that is not American.  Fucking idiots talk about the tie-breaker system like it is a foreign language when it’s just simple math.  Try telling a foreigner what a balk is in baseball. Try telling a foreigner what intentional grounding implies. Americans hate soccer, calling it too complicated (what, kicking a ball into a mother-fucking net?), because Americans are close-minded people.  You don’t have to like soccer.  But maybe, just maybe Americans can cope with the fact that fellow Americans are out there on the pitch, giving it their all till the final whistle.  People make me sick…

Whatever happened to “two, four, six, eight, who do we appreciate” AYSO soccer?  Those half-time oranges and full-time Capri Suns we all grew up with?  When 25 Americans defy all odds, we “soccer-heads” have to listen to the ill informed apologists in the media pretend that they follow our squad.

No. No. No. Godspeed, Team USA!  Win or lose, you are our team!!!