Jordan Farmar Traded For Barack Obama

by George on January 26, 2010

As the Los Angeles Lakers visited the White House yesterday, a press conference was also held to announce the acquisition of President Barack Obama for Jordan Farmar and Adam Morrison‘s expiring contact (we are in a recession, after all).

 Los Angeles Lakers Kobe Bryant Barack Obama

Kobe Bryant was ecstatic about the backcourt help acquired for him. Said Bryant, “President Obama has the potential to play a bigger role than Bill Clinton did with Tom Gugliotta in NBA Jam.”

NBA Jam Bill Clinton Tom Gugliotta Washington Bullets

In other news, Jordan Farmar has appointed Luke Walton his Secretary of Chillaxing.

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    Except that he's a Bulls fan, as Magic Johnson is now aware.