Hi! Billy Mays Sports Tsar here with a product that’s going to change your life!
Do you like the Los Angeles Lakers? Better yet, do you just hate the Boston Celtics? The answer to the latter should be a resounding YES! Everybody from outside New England rightfully despises anything inside, on account of the wicked hard douche factor. Why not combat the douchebaggery by beaming a PG-13 rated quip from your chest? BUCK FOSTON!
The Laker-inspired purple and gold will be sure to tell everyone which side of the rivalry you’re on.
The green on white Celtics colorway is the sneaky one here. Right as you infiltrate the Bostonian masses, they will glance at your shirt, assume you are one of them, and accept you. Little do they know, you are faux cursing the very fabric of their existence! However, you might want to start running if you happen upon a literate Boston fan who deciphers the hidden meaning on your shirt.
These are ready and available for order at Buck Foston Shirt for a measly $15! Head over, buy early, buy often. We have a limited first run, so get them while they last! Orders are ready to be shipped as of 1/22/2010.