David Ortiz Steroid Endorsement Deal

by George on July 30, 2009

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Well, this endorsement is certainly new to the at least, but everyone suspected it has been happening for quite some time now. Boston Red Sox slugger David Ortiz was named on a list of juicers today. Shocker!

Boston Red Sox David Ortiz steroids endorsement

Get it?! It’s an anagram! Ohhhh so clever.

We should’ve seen this all along. David Ortiz the avid roidz user. With an extraneous T for the trademarked brand. And another problematic M that surfaces after that. Just pretend that one never happened for the sake of anagramic integrity.

Instructions:

Take twice daily after leaving Minnesota
Smile for the masses so they never suspect a thing
Reserve comment

Does being a spokesman for drugs make you a drug dealer? Maybe just an accessory. Either way, sorry for outing the endorsement then, Papi. I guess you’ve got bigger problems on your plate than that though.

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  • Liam

    When he, Ortiz was tested he explained that he had taken Vitamins, probably because he was drowsy or sick. He never took ROIDS, and he would know if he did. It’s time to quit the decade long search for Roids in Ortiz, for he’s innocent, and this was explained many years ago. DUHHH

  • Liam

    Alex Rodrieguez, otherwise known as A-FRAUD

    or A-ROID got his Roids from Barry Bonds. Instructions=Take 10 pills before every meal SECRETLY so no one on the Yankees knows!! Cheaters.

    Just to let you know, New York ruined baseball, in every other sport, well, they just outright SUCK, don’t get me started on the Knicks! Even the Cavaliers are better than them! And Cleveland lost 28 STRAIGHT GAMES in the 2010-2011 season! OUCH!