Dwight Howard Beware

by George on June 4, 2009

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The Dead Milkmen Beelzebubba album artwork

The Dead Milkmen sum it up best on “Howard Beware” off their 1988 album Beelzebubba:

Howard beware ’cause we don’t wanna hurt you
While the sun is shining, that’d be cruel
Howard beware ’cause we’re gonna get you
We know where your kids go to school

Howard Howard beware
Howard Howard beware
Howard Howard beware
Cause you’re so easy to scare
You’ll hide from the shadows
And everybody knows

Howard beware the Russians they don’t like you
Might as well drop the bomb on you
Howard beware the government won’t protect you
Like to see you turned into Howard stew

Orlando Magic Dwight Howard Vitamin Water commercial disguise

That’s right Dwight, you’ll need that disguise after this series. Lakers in 5.

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