Wang Goes Flaccid On The Basepaths

by George on June 17, 2008

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Interleague baseball is in full swing, and as you may or may not have heard, it has been taking hostages.

Starting New York Yankees pitcher Chien-Ming Wang, oh so accustomed to his minimalist American League duties, found himself in a foreign situation running the bases in Houston.

This task proved overly difficult, and the Taiwanese pitcher deflated quicker than a hard-on at the sight of Rosie O’Donnell. Best case scenario: a late-season comeback. More likely: done for the year.

Clearly this is an outrage, and rules must be amended as soon as possible! How dare the paleolithic National League let their pitchers bat and run the bases!

OK fine you got me – I just really wanted to throw up a post with an inappropriate, euphemistic title. I have no shame.

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  • brandon

    American league is full of pussies, the DH is the biggest piece of horse crap i’ve ever seen. All players should hit and run, tell the american league to pick up their skirts and be true players

  • http://whatspop.com/devin Devin

    This post was money.

  • http://thesportshernia.typepad.com The Sports Hernia

    Do you think the Yankees are missing the presence of Wang in the locker room?