I can haz one-year contract? Plz let me prove myselfs.

Los Angeles Kings general manager Dean Lombardi mentioned a potential bridge goaltender being brought in whilst awaiting the arrival of franchise savior prospect Jonathan Bernier. Could Ray Emery be the choice? His expression would suggest so…

A little late, but sorry… I had to:

Shawn Chacon fancies himself a WWE fan. His favorite wrestler? Kane. His favorite finishing move? The chokeslam.

CHAC’OWNED!

Above was a representation of Chacon’s altercation with Houston Astros general manager Ed Wade. Enjoy.

Bonnie Bernstein knows we live in a hyper-sensitive society [AwfulAnnouncing]

Is Cesc Fabregas the key in tomorrow’s Euro 2008 Final? [Bleacher Report]

Inappropriate headline ridiculosity [Deadspin]

Sucks to be Michelle Wie [Busted Coverage]

Ode to John Wodden [Gutty Little Bruins]

Hey look! Another professional athlete did something dumb! [SPORTSbyBROOKS]

Sidney Ponson is a trainwreck waiting to happen [Mr. Irrelevant]