LOLtsar: Artest Hates Snakes

by George on April 14, 2008

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Ron Artest snakes snake egg eggs

Ron Artest iz scurred of teh snakes.

As per Wall Street Journal, Ron Ron’s entourage is directly responsible for, among other things, removing snake eggs mushrooms from his back yard:

Ron Artest, small forward for the Sacramento Kings, recently asked his publicist and executive assistant to set up a summer basketball camp in Beijing and find the best kidney-tumor specialist in the world for his 4-year-old daughter, Diamond. Mr. Artest’s personal assistant, who grew up with him in the projects but is paid by Mr. Artest’s management company, fields late-night requests for organic cookies, is developing Mr. Artest’s line of athletic wear and was asked recently to remove what Mr. Artest thought were giant snake eggs in his backyard. They turned out to be mushrooms.

  • http://www.laballtalk.com Daniel Sagal

    Y?

  • devin

    Black Snake Moan.