Isiah Thomas, We Hardly Knew Ye

by George on April 4, 2008

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Donnie Walsh has taken over as president of basketball operations for the New York Knicks, signaling the beginning of the end for royal screwup Isiah Thomas.

This is the first of perhaps many titles stripped from Zeke. He seems to be taking it well so far, being diplomatic and saying all the right things. According to the New York Times, Zeke wants to do “whatever [he] can do to help [the Knicks] win.” Umm, Zeke? If you really meant this, you would’ve resigned long, long ago.

I guess this is the only way the Smiling Assassin knows how to go out – always with a calm demeanor, never revealing what lies beneath. Now we all just sit back and play the waiting game.

Here is an appropriate eulogy showcasing the brilliance that is Zeke, found on The Angry T. Isiah Thomas, we hardly knew ye…

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  • i wanna say ruben studdard?
  • that was a great video. particularly, correct me if im wrong, but was that not the sweet soulful crooning of jaheim in the background?
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