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Apparently 50 Cent who has been making his way around the bar mitzvah circuit these days with the likes of Steven Tyler and Kenny G. That’s nice and all, but $2 million seems to be a pretty steep price to pay to enter adulthood. Fear not! Your money-saving alternative is here, and his name is Dennis Rodman.
A cash-strapped Worm has started pimping himself on his new website, RentRodman.
Yes that’s right – the NBA Champion, Movie Star, Fashion Icon, and Female Celebrity Dater (yes, his site actually describes him as such) has fallen on hard times and is selling himself (not literally – yet) for pennies on the dollar.
Games of P-I-G for $70
Games of H-O-R-S-E for $100 (better value – only $20 per letter)
Dating consultations that yield “panty-dropping” results for $125
Tattoo or hair color selection for $80
I wish I was making this stuff up…
Much like In-N-Out Burger, RentRodman also features a wide array of options on its secret menu:
The Worm does The Worm – $50
The Worm eats worms (you provide worms) – $75
Drunken bar mitzvah appearance (you provide booze) – $100
Swedish massage – $75 (happy ending – $35 extra)
A walk down the aisle as your bride – $125
Each order of $200 or more comes with a free autographed DVD of the movie Simon Sez. Act now!
EDIT: Belated April Fool’s – dammit they got me too! Oh well at least it was good blog fodder
